Turd Birdie: The Bathroom Golf Experience

🚽⛳️ Turd Birdie: The Bathroom Golf Experience ⛳️🚽  

Because why just drop a deuce when you could drop a birdie?

Turn your throne into a fairway with Turd Birdie, the ultimate potty-putting pastime for those who believe bathroom breaks should never be boring. Whether you're deep in thought or just vibing on the porcelain perch, this game brings the green to your latrine.

Each set includes:

- 🟢 A roll-out putting green that hugs your feet like a spa day for your soles  

- 🚩 A flagstick hole with championship energy (minus the crowds and khakis)  

- 🏌️‍♂️ A mini putter and three balls—because one round is never enough  

- 🚪 A “Do Not Disturb” hanger to protect your sacred swing sesh  

Perfect for pranksters, dorm dwellers, office oddballs, and anyone who treats their toilet time like a spiritual retreat. It’s absurd. It’s genius. It’s the only sport where you’re encouraged to sit while you score.

💩 Grip it. Rip it. Flush it.