The Udder Abduction Tray

🛸 The Udder Abduction Tray

Beam me up, Bessie. I’m ready to graze the galaxy.  

This 6"x10" interstellar snack plate—er, rolling tray—is your backstage pass to the weirdest farm rave in the Milky Way. Featuring a wide-eyed cow mid-yoink by a glowing UFO, The Udder Abduction is equal parts hilarious, high, and heifer-happy.  

Whether you’re prepping your space greens or just vibing with your new bovine bestie, this tray’s got the sturdy build and cosmic flair to keep your stash stylish and your sessions surreal.  

✨ Perfect for:  

- Rolling up before your next close encounter  

- Staring at while contemplating cow consciousness  

- Telling your friends, “I swear the cow winked at me”  

🚨 Limited supply—these trays are vanishing faster than your memory of last night’s snack raid.