Mewijuana™ Catnip Joint

 Mewijuana™ Catnip Joint

Spark up your kitty’s curiosity with our handmade Mewijuana™ Catnip Joint—a 4.25" twisted crochet toy stuffed with the dankest nip in town. Shaped like a mini doobie and stitched with love, it’s the purrfect puff-puff-play accessory for your feline flower child.

Whether your cat’s a mellow meower or a full-blown zoomie stoner, this toy hits harder than a laser pointer at 3am. Side effects may include blissed-out loafing, slow-motion pawing, and deep philosophical staring into corners.

Legal in all 9 lives. No vet card required.