Holy Cow! Grow-Your-Own Herd Kit

🐮 Holy Cow! Grow-Your-Own Herd Kit 🌱  

Ever looked at your windowsill and thought, “This could use more cows”? Well, Holy Cow!—we’ve got you covered. Introducing the most absurdly adorable novelty item to ever moo-ve into your life: our Holy Cow! Grow-Your-Own Herd Kit.

Inside this magical little bag:  

- Hand-painted “cow seeds” (100% bovine-free, 1000% joy-infused)  

- Moo-ving instructions like “whisper sweet moos while watering”  

- A label that’s as ridiculous as the idea itself

Perfect for:  

- Stocking stuffers that make people snort-laugh  

- Souvenirs from the land of “what even is this?”  

- Gag gifts for your weirdest, most wonderful friends

✨ No cows will sprout. But your sense of humor? That’s about to bloom.