Lobe Probes: Intergalactic Charm Drops

👽✨ Lobe Probes: Intergalactic Charm Drops

Pierced or clip-on—either way, they’re abducting attention.

Forget subtle. These earrings are full-on close encounters of the styled kind. Lobe Probes are stainless steel and acrylic danglers for the fashionably abducted—equal parts sci-fi, sass, and conspiracy-core. Whether you’re channeling Area 51 chic or just vibing with your inner extraterrestrial, these charmers are ready to beam up your look.

🛸 Choose Your Cosmic Companion:

• “I Want to Be-Leaf” – UFO saucers with tiny alien pilots and engraved truth bombs. For believers, skeptics, and stylish stargazers alike.

• “High on the Skies” – Green alien babes puffin’ pink mystery sticks. A little spaced out, a lot iconic. For the interstellar stoner with style.

• “Moo-ving Violations” – Cow abduction earrings with speech bubbles and tractor beams. For the farmcore freak who loves a good beam-up.

💫 Warning: May cause spontaneous probing of compliments, conspiracy theories, and cosmic conversations. Ready to get weird with your ears?