Honk If You're Hostile Earrings

🪿 Honk If You're Hostile Earrings

These geese aren’t here to make friends—they’re here to make statements. The Honk If You're Hostile dangle earrings feature a battle-ready goose mid-charge, wings flared, beak open, and the iconic war cry CHOOSE VIOLENCE flying proudly overhead. It’s barnyard rebellion meets fashion-forward ferocity.

• 💥 Available in pierced and clip-on styles—because chaos is for everyone

• 🪿 Lightweight, glossy finish with maximum honk energy

• 🧢 Ideal for mischief-makers, petty queens, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a group chat

Whether you're storming the streets or just flapping through your day, these earrings bring the drama with a wink and a wing. They’re not just accessories—they’re tiny declarations of unhinged fabulousness.

So go ahead—ruffle feathers, hiss at nonsense, and strut like you own the pond. These earrings don’t whisper… they honk.