Seismic Sidekicks™

🌎 Seismic Sidekicks™

Tiny tremor-spotters with ancient instincts and big personality

Straight outta Oaxaca and carved from the heart of nature (literally—from seed pits!), these pint-sized prophets are more than just adorable oddballs. They’re Earthquake Empaths—effigy critters whose heads or tails wiggle with the slightest vibration, channeling the ancestral animal wisdom of “something’s coming…”

Lovingly handmade and painted by the Nahua community—descendants of the Aztecs—each Seismic Sidekick™ is a tribute to generations of folk art, spiritual intuition, and cheeky charm. Whether perched on your desk, altar, or windowsill, they’re here to keep you grounded while keeping an eye on the ground.

🌱 Fairly traded. Earth friendly. Spiritually spicy. 📏 Approx. 2"L x 2¼"W x 2"H | ⚖️ 0.5 oz of pure vibe

🌀 Variant Varmints (collect them all!)

• 🐢 Turtellini – The pasta-shelled prophet who’s slow to move but quick to sense. He’s got a soft belly and a hard shell, perfect for detecting tectonic tension with a side of marinara mysticism.

• 🐌 Sir Wiggleshell – Regal, wriggly, and always ready to rumble. This noble snail’s got a sixth sense for seismic sass and a swirl of wisdom in every wiggle.

• 🐦 Wingston Shivers – The feathered forecaster who flutters before the fault lines do. With a twitchy tail and a flair for dramatic exits, he’s your early warning system with wings.