Spud Blaster 3000™ — Lock, Load, Tater Mode

🥔 Spud Blaster 3000™ — Lock, Load, Tater Mode

Say hello to the most a-peeling toy in town. The Spud Blaster 3000™ turns your average potato into a high-powered pellet party—no batteries, no drama, just pure starch-powered silliness.  

- 🔫 Shoots harmless potato bits like a veggie vigilante  

- 🥔 Over 300 shots from a single spud (yes, really)  

- 💪 Built tough for endless tater takedowns  

- 👶 Safe for ages 5+ (but let’s keep it outta toddler hands)  

- 🌈 Zero mess, zero stress, 100% potato-powered joy  

Just poke, load, and spud-splode. Whether you're defending your snack stash or launching a tuber uprising, this quirky cannon is your go-to for goofy backyard battles.