Swizzle Sizzler™ – A Spiraled Puff from the Wonka Works
Welcome, dear puffers, to the land of delight,
Where pipes swirl like candy and seshes take flight!
Feast your eyes on the Swizzle Sizzler™, a bubbler so bold,
With stripes of red ribbon and spirals of gold.
It bubbles! It burbles! It twists and it turns!
It’s a pipe that ignites while your imagination burns.
Crafted with care and a dash of pure flair,
It’s six inches tall with a whimsical air.
The neck curves like licorice, the bowl’s full of charm,
It’s a puffable potion with psychedelic calm.
Each hit is a treat, each swirl is a spell,
You’ll swear you’ve been whisked to a candy cartel.
So whether you’re gifting or keeping it close,
This magical bubbler’s the one you’ll love most.
The Swizzle Sizzler™ is Wonka-approved bliss—
A smokeable sweet you won’t want to miss.
