Tina Sparkleface Danglers

✨ “Tina Sparkleface Danglers” ✨  

Because nothing says “I’m awkward and proud” like glittery Tina swinging from your lobes.

💬 Description (Bob’s Burgers-style remix):  

Get ready to awkwardly strut your stuff with the Tina Sparkleface Danglers—earrings so gloriously weird, even Tina would write fan fiction about them. These acrylic masterpieces feature Tina Belcher in all her deadpan, glitter-haired glory, ready to sparkle through your next burger binge or butt-themed dance party.

They’re lightweight (like Tina’s grasp on social cues), comfy enough for all-day wear, and backed with stainless steel so they won’t bail on you like Jimmy Jr. at a slow dance. Whether you’re a die-hard Bob’s Burgers fan or just vibing with Tina’s “I’m not a hero, I’m a shero” energy, these danglers are your ticket to turning heads and starting conversations that begin with “OMG, are those Tina earrings?!”

So go ahead—embrace your inner Belcher, let your lobes do the talking, and sparkle like the socially anxious queen you are. 💙