Turdnado Launch System

💩🌪️ Turdnado Launch System 🌪️💩  

When bathroom breaks become ballistic.

Strap in for splashdown with Turdnado Launch System, the foot-powered toilet rocket game that turns your porcelain perch into a launchpad of legendary aim. Whether you're dropping payloads or just passing time, this game brings the thrill of liftoff to your loo—with a twist of toilet turbulence.

Each set includes:

- 🚀 1 rocket launcher stand for precision potty propulsion  

- 🧨 2 foam rockets tethered with ~86" of string (for safe splashdown)  

- 🎯 1 cardboard target to test your aim and your patience  

- 🚪 1 “Do Not Disturb” door hanger—because mission control needs silence  

Perfect for pranksters, stoners, dorm dwellers, and anyone who believes bathroom breaks should come with a countdown. It’s absurd. It’s genius. It’s the only rocket game where you’re already sitting on the launch pad.

🌪️ Sit. Pump. Launch. Mayhem.