Gumbubbler Deluxe™ – A Fizzy Puff from the Fantastical Fizzery

Gumbubbler Deluxe™ – A Fizzy Puff from the Fantastical Fizzery

Welcome, dear dreamers, to the Fantastical Fizzery,  

Where pipes pop with color and puffing’s pure wizardry!  

Behold the Gumbubbler Deluxe™, a double delight,  

With curves that twist and colors that bite.  

Red like a raspberry, blue like the sky,  

Yellow like sunshine on sherbet gone high.  

It stands six inches tall, with a 4.5-inch lean,  

A candy-coated contraption fit for a sesh-time queen.  

It bubbles and burbles with flavorful flair,  

Like soda pop smoke swirling through air.  

Crafted by glassblowers with Wonka-esque glee,  

It’s a puffable treat for you and for me.  

So light it, delight it, and pass it around,  

Let the Gumbubbler Deluxe™ spin your sesh off the ground.  

A gift for a friend or a treasure to keep—  

It’s a candyland cloud that’ll rock you to sleep.