BluntRick™ – The Buff Star of Bikini Bottom

💨 BluntRick™ – The Buff Star of Bikini Bottom

Flexin’ hard and puffin’ harder, BluntRick™ is the beefed-up sea star who traded jellyfish nets for gym sets and now guards your stash with baked bravado. With his pink muscle suit, villainous shades, and zero thoughts behind those red eyes, he’s the ultimate himbo hero of your smoke station.

Whether he’s chillin’ by your rolling tray or just radiating chaotic good vibes from your shelf, BluntRick™ brings the kind of energy that says: “I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m vibin’.”

🏋️♂️ Why He’s a Whole Mood:

• Swole sea star design—Patrick gone puff mode

• Sculpted pink plastic with exaggerated flex appeal

• Perfect for SpongeBob fans, collectors, and lovers of stoner absurdity

• Adds instant chill and gym-rat giggles to any sesh setup

🌊 From Bikini Bottom to your smoke shop shelf, BluntRick™ is here to remind you: life’s better when you’re ripped… and relaxed.