Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap – “Battle Grass” Edition

🧼 Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap – “Battle Grass” Edition

This ain’t your grandma’s lavender loaf. This is Battle Grass—a 10 oz. slab of sudsy dominance forged for men who treat showers like boot camp and smell like they just mowed down mediocrity.

- 💥 Steel Cut Grip Grains: Built-in traction so you don’t fumble the brick mid-scrub. Because dropping soap is for rookies.

- 🌿 Scent of Freshly Mowed Victory: A crisp whisper of grass with a menthol kick that screams “I’m awake, I’m clean, and I’m ready to conquer.”

- 🪖 WWII-Era Packaging: A throwback to the grit and grind of real heroes. It’s like history class, but with better hygiene.

- 🧱 10 Ounces of No-Nonsense Clean: Big enough to last through backyard battles, garage projects, and whatever else your day throws at you.

Whether you’re wrestling raccoons, fixing your truck, or just asserting dominance over your Monday, Battle Grass is your shower-side wingman. No fruity gels. No fluff. Just one glorious, lather-loaded rinse toward greatness.